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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Finalise :D

Dear Samantha. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations. go burn.

Loves; Howard

P/S: You are so lifeless, Tiny nipples, Samantha.

Random Early Morning Post.

Hi guys, its 4:03am and im updating my blog LOL xD

i cant seem to sleep now, dunno why.. RO have been keeping me busy ;x im currently playing JokerRO, if anyone wanna join me, feel free to let me know in MSN (: Oh yea, and a few days ago i went to ftz and saw smtg really really stupid.. i'll let the pictures do the talking..

i guess its time for me to sleep ._. Good Nig-.. Morning !

-Hearts

Random Post

God, its been 2 months since my last update x.x god, time pass so fast, i just finished my mid-semester exam, and wow, results were better than last time xD. Should keep that up =). Anyway, nothing much, Raya Holidays coming soon, and i wish all my Muslim friends SELAMAT HARI RAYA! reporting out. Oh ya, i feel damn proud after reading this comic XD

I'm a freaky cutie with a hot girlfriend who slept with a pickle because I love Marijuana!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[x]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[x]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[x]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color/kind of the shirt you are wearing :
[x] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because i'm sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs




I'm a freaky cutie with a hot girlfriend who slept with a pickle because I love Marijuana

OMGWTFLOL, do this when ur only bored or nothing to update. cya guys =P

Promtay day?

Err, 1 comment. its more like a club than a prom, but its still nice! :)
sadly, i dun really like the environment in there. too stuffy.
i would rather prefer the more space and less noise type of place.
Yes, i'm a quiet boy. and quiet boy likes quiet places.
Ok, my day started off like this..
i woke up at 11, even though i slept at 4am.
and when i woke up, miracle, i'm damn awake.
usually i'll be like.. stoning for awhile, looking at the ceiling..
but this time i damn energetic, do stretching summore OMG >_>
was suppose to go pick up Louis, but he hav family dinner that day, so he didn't go.
hmm, then i decided to crash my cousin's shop and disturb my buddy Suzuki, at Capsquare KL.
crashed there till.. 9pm, while crashing, grandfather wilson(Brooo) appeared.
while waiting, Brooo and me decided to get Frappucino.
then we walk to Starbucks xD
OMG STARBUCKS DAMN RACIST LA!
i order 1 green tea frap, then when the woman at the counter tell the worker to make the frap, she go say "Nah, that BLACK 1" i was like "wtf? just because i wear black doesn't mean im fully black! wtf Biotch" anyway, after that racist session with starbucks.
we go back to the store, and its near to closing time, yay, finally its time to go Promtay.
My friends were depending on me for directions, so i gave the "dun worry, lets just walk face"
but actually, i was hopeless and don't know where the location is XD
But, we eventually made it =)
1st impression of the place, LOUD! woots?
Clubbing, girls grinding, boys dancing, there's even dance challenges.
haha, basically the whole night is about Dancing and Socializing.
then party party party party... till 12:30 wow ._.
i was scared that the car park in Capsquare will close ;x
Ok, so, on that night, me, suzuki, darren will also be overnighting at Wei Zhong's Crib
then, i went home to pack my clothes, and then to suzuki's house for his clothes.
After that, we meet up with Tuck Yik, Han Yao, Jian kai, Wei Zhong, Darren and Jen Chung at some Mamak in Sri Petaling.
Ate there since i didn't even eat in Promtay xD
Coincidence, it was Tuck Yik's Birthday after 12 that night.
kinda shocked also cuz i didn't know ;x sorry man!
After eating, Tuck Yik decided to go cc, and it was around 2am already that time. >_>
everyone decided to go.
We went to Blitzone Sri Petaling, played there from 2am till 4:30am around there.
when we finish it was raining also OMG >.> hav to run to the car..
then followed zhong to his house. but half way on the way to his house,
from the 1st KESAS highway toll, the 1 at Bukit Jalil, till the Sunway Toll.
i cant windup my window wtf -.- hav to drive with big wind blowing at my face..
in the end, reached zhong's house around 5am?! ._. walao, didn't notice that it was that late..
then chat chat chat chat chat chat play abit of PSP until....... 6:30am wtf! >_>!
then decided already, MUST SLEEP MUST SLEEP! -_-
then sleep, till 1pm , wake up, had Lunch, then went swimming xD
swim swim swim swim eventually ended up in Enet XD
played for 2 hours + till 7:30pm then go for dinner at Kaki's Corner
eat eat eat eat eat chat chat chat chat laugh laugh sing 1 birthday song till 11pm >_>
then go home, and finally here xD blogging about the day
as u noticed i cut the story cuz i thought it might be boring since u read so much already xD
and I'm Lazy to type alot, kinda tired.. Ahh >_>

-Hearts

Hello!

wow, today i woke up very semangat, i dunno why...

anyway, im gonna blog abt yesterday.

It started late cuz i woke up late.. Holidays spirit, wake up late.

Anyway hmm.. planning to go to time square to get the masquerade mask.

Ok, so, two people will be going with me, Edwyn and Suzuki.

and we met at time square at 7:15PM around there >_>

then decided to have dinner at pavilion 1st.

While walking to Pavilion, we saw this guy in Bukit Bintang, just sitting there.

HE WONT F**KING MOVE!

He is dressed all silver, and suzuki got cheated by him before.

because suzuki gave rm1, hoping that the guy will move, but no effect.

he was cursing his way back ;)

Ok, back to what happened, Pepper Lunch :D OMG DAMN NICE!

finish that, we decided to walk back to time square, wtf?

Edwyn gave suggestion "eh, we dun walk la, we take taxi, each pay rm1.50"

LOL wtf lazy! actually, i also agree with his idea =x

But we didn't take taxi, we walk in the end.

and we passed the silver guy again..

suddenly edwyn and suzuki got an idea. they wanna make the silver guy move

Plan 1, Go Near and See (psycho looks)
Plan 2, give money and touch
So, they tried plan 1, but FAILED. and they moved on to plan 2.

when they go near with the money.. they asked the man

"if we give you money, can we touch you?"
he nod his head, HAHAHAHA omg success.

Okok, back to walk walk walk, then reach time square.

Now, we went to this "super cool hobby" shop or wadever its called.

and decided on what mask to wear..

took us like 20~30 minutes to decide XD

in the end, i got the plain silver 1 (which i was suppose to buy that time when i go out with Pea)

Edwyn got an exotic mask (full of feathers -_-!)

Suzuki got a unique mask (looks like Faceless Void the dota character XD dun worry man, its cool)

then after that, went to gasoline at the lookout point with "Martin Ashford", Yong Sean and Saudara Sham.

eat until damn full, then we chit chat chit chat till 12 midnight?

then come back damn active, cant sleep, play comp till 4am only sleep.. -_-!

anyway, thats wad happened on 3rd of July
and today is Promtay Day, excited! ^^v

Trying to give the psycho look




Gasoline top hill ;D

Promtay :D

My Friend...

Is officially lifeless..